This might sound a little geek-ish, but I can assure you it will worth the 5 minutes you spent reading it. So, bare with me.
A human cell contains 75 Mb of genetic information; therefore a sperm cell (spermatozoon) contains 37.5 Mb. In a cubic milliliter of sperm there are 100 million sperm cells. In average, 2.25 ml of sperm it’s released in 5 seconds per one ejaculation. So, logically, the cock’s bandwidth is:
(37.5Mb x 100 mil x 2.25ml)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 Mb = 1687.5 Tb/s (Terabytes per second).
This is the most inefficient way to use a communication environment. You’re broadcasting with 1687.5 Tb/s with the same set of information (huge redundancy!) with the hope that 37.5Mb (from 1687.5 Tb) will arrive to destination. Plus there’s a huge latency, you receive the ACK (acknowledgement) in about 2 months, and the answer of your request is forming in 9 months. And most of the time is just spam! That explains the saying: “My NET is working like a dick!”.
