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Future Movie Posters 28 March 2009 at 4:36 pm by CJ

Future Movie Posters

This work is based on real material and it represents how would look like in the future. Its meanings are: pure imagination and photoshop skills.

Actually this was part of a contest hosted by Worth1000.com.

To see the pictures follow the link below.

B2Evo Gallery.

+ Sharing is not a prohibition. The internet is not a crime. By CJ 19 March 2009 at 11:00 pm and have No Comments

Why?
Remember when Radio was going to destroy the record industry?
Remember when Television was going to be the end of cinema?
Remember when Video would be the death of Hollywood?

Nowadays a new “threat” haunts the corporate boardrooms of the entertainment industry… The Internet!

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+ How to identify a font By CJ 11 March 2009 at 2:02 pm and have 1 Comment

What The Font

Seen a font in use and want to know what it is?

Ever wonder what font they used while reading your favorite magazine, or after seeing a commercial?
I certainly did. And I remember spending hours on the internet looking through font databases for one particular font which I saw in a TV commercial.
In most of the cases I didn’t find what I was looking for and that if I was lucky enough to remember what the font looked like after bombarding my visual memory with hundreds of fonts.

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+ If web browsers were women By CJ 09 March 2009 at 10:01 pm and have 1 Comment

firefox Firefox

If you meet Firefox, it’s all you can think about.
She just puts so much stuff in your memory!
Even though she may drive you crazy, men find it hard to dump Firefox. It’s not because of herself, it’s more because of the stuff she gets from that huge bunch of her admirers. All those gadgets you can use anytime while dating her makes your life so much easier.
Oh, if only other women were so open for gifts…

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+ Top modifications of cinema stars By CJ 17 February 2009 at 10:33 pm and have No Comments

Some of the best metamorphosed Hollywood stars. One of the best example is Brad Pitt for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button movie.

Hollywood celebrities movie transformation. Brad Pitt, Charlize Theron, Eddie Murphy, Jim Carrey, Gwyneth Paltrow and more

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+ PRIVATE 2009 Calendar By CJ 16 February 2009 at 10:00 pm and have 1 Comment

Private 2009 Calendar download

Even if we are in February, I believe this will worth downloading it.

Warning! 18+ content inside.

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+ Human body - computerized By CJ 10 February 2009 at 11:49 am and have No Comments

This might sound a little geek-ish, but I can assure you it will worth the 5 minutes you spent reading it. So, bare with me.

A human cell contains 75 Mb of genetic information; therefore a sperm cell (spermatozoon) contains 37.5 Mb. In a cubic milliliter of sperm there are 100 million sperm cells. In average, 2.25 ml of sperm it’s released in 5 seconds per one ejaculation. So, logically, the cock’s bandwidth is:
(37.5Mb x 100 mil x 2.25ml)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 Mb = 1687.5 Tb/s (Terabytes per second).
This is the most inefficient way to use a communication environment. You’re broadcasting with 1687.5 Tb/s with the same set of information (huge redundancy!) with the hope that 37.5Mb (from 1687.5 Tb) will arrive to destination. Plus there’s a huge latency, you receive the ACK (acknowledgement) in about 2 months, and the answer of your request is forming in 9 months. And most of the time is just spam! That explains the saying: “My NET is working like a dick!”.

+ Erudite Concepts By CJ 09 February 2009 at 12:17 am and have No Comments

  • I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
  • Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
  • Half the people you know are below average.
  • 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  • 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
  • All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
  • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
  • OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
  • How can you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  • When everything seems to be coming your way, maybe you’re in the wrong lane.
  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not being smart enough to be lazy.
  • Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
  • I intend to live forever… so far, so good.
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
  • What happens if you get scared half to death…twice?
  • My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
  • Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
  • If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  • Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  • The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
  • Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.
  • If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Some of them reminds me of Murphy Laws.

+ Why men need bigger boats By CJ 30 January 2009 at 10:09 pm and have No Comments

Why men need big boats

I bet you didn’t think at that :D

I don’t about you guys, but I would give 10 years of my life to spend 10 days on a deluxe private yacht surrounded by 20 beautiful well gifted women drinking the finest champaign while the sun spoils us somewhere on forgotten tropical island.
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+ History of the Internet By CJ 28 January 2009 at 5:48 pm and have No Comments

This is how it all began. The history of the internet.

Looking forward to see the changes in the next five years.