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Trilemma. A man frustration 27 April 2009 at 5:57 pm by CJ

A man has been forced to visit the hospital for removing his wedding ring from his penis. The wedding ring which has been “fixed” by his mistress, after she have found it in his pocket.

I wonder… which is worst?

1. To have your mistress uncover that you’re married.
2. To explain your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3. To find out that your penis fits in your wedding ring.

+ Human body - computerized By CJ 10 February 2009 at 11:49 am and have No Comments

This might sound a little geek-ish, but I can assure you it will worth the 5 minutes you spent reading it. So, bare with me.

A human cell contains 75 Mb of genetic information; therefore a sperm cell (spermatozoon) contains 37.5 Mb. In a cubic milliliter of sperm there are 100 million sperm cells. In average, 2.25 ml of sperm it’s released in 5 seconds per one ejaculation. So, logically, the cock’s bandwidth is:
(37.5Mb x 100 mil x 2.25ml)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 Mb = 1687.5 Tb/s (Terabytes per second).
This is the most inefficient way to use a communication environment. You’re broadcasting with 1687.5 Tb/s with the same set of information (huge redundancy!) with the hope that 37.5Mb (from 1687.5 Tb) will arrive to destination. Plus there’s a huge latency, you receive the ACK (acknowledgement) in about 2 months, and the answer of your request is forming in 9 months. And most of the time is just spam! That explains the saying: “My NET is working like a dick!”.