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Erudite Concepts 09 February 2009 at 12:17 am by CJ

  • I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
  • Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
  • Half the people you know are below average.
  • 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  • 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
  • All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
  • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
  • OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
  • How can you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  • When everything seems to be coming your way, maybe you’re in the wrong lane.
  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not being smart enough to be lazy.
  • Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
  • I intend to live forever… so far, so good.
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
  • What happens if you get scared half to death…twice?
  • My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
  • Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
  • If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  • Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  • The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
  • Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.
  • If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Some of them reminds me of Murphy Laws.

+ Mercedes SL 65 AMG Black Series By CJ 07 February 2009 at 8:19 pm and have No Comments

Mercedes-Benz SL 65 AMG Black Series

This is the 2009 Merc SL 65 AMG. And it’s not a usual release, it’s the SL 65 AMG Black Series.

:: SPECS ::

SL 65 AMG Black Series
Top Speed: 320 km/h (electronically governed)
Acceleration (0 – 100 km/h): 3.8s
Engine:

  • V12 6.0L (5980cmc)
  • 670 hp @ 5400rpm
  • Torque: 1000 Nm @ 2200 – 4200rpm

Fuel Consumption:

  • City: 22 l / 100Km
  • Highway: 10 l / 100Km
  • Mixed: 14.4 l / 100Km

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+ Why men need bigger boats By CJ 30 January 2009 at 10:09 pm and have No Comments

Why men need big boats

I bet you didn’t think at that :D

I don’t about you guys, but I would give 10 years of my life to spend 10 days on a deluxe private yacht surrounded by 20 beautiful well gifted women drinking the finest champaign while the sun spoils us somewhere on forgotten tropical island.
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+ CMYK in Picasa By CJ 29 January 2009 at 12:45 am and have 3 Comments

CMYK in Picasa

What the hell is wrong with this guy? You might ask.
Well, apparently there’s nothing wrong with me. It seems that my favorite picture viewer has a problem.

It occurred to me when I was trying to watch a picture a friend of mine e-mailed the other day. So, I downloaded the picture from my e-mail account then double click it to see it. BIG disappointment! All colors were messed up, like somehow they were the opposite of what they originally were.
For example: the skin was displayed blue-ish. See the picture.

First I thought that the file became corrupted upon download (a possibility hard to came across, but since I’m a “lucky” person…). After that I notice that Windows Explorer was displaying correctly the picture (in Thumbnail View). Then I tried to open the picture with Windows Picture Viewer and I saw that the picture was displayed correct. Hmm…

Next I put my power toys in action. I opened the file with Adobe Bridge and saw that the color profile (mode) was CMYK.

The problem is that Picasa can’t display correctly pictures in CMYK (Cyan Magenta Yellow Black) color mode. Therefore if you intend to watch / use pictures in CMYK mode you might reconsider your picture viewer. Or you can convert them to RGB (Red Green Blue) mode.
The conversion can be done in Adobe Photoshop via “Edit – Convert to profile” option. Then choose “Adobe RGB (1998)“.
Of course, this solution can be done with ease if you only have a few pictures to work with, but if you have hundreds…

That’s it.

+ Your only chance By CJ 28 January 2009 at 5:54 pm and have No Comments

Getting inside her - cool ad

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+ History of the Internet By CJ 28 January 2009 at 5:48 pm and have No Comments

This is how it all began. The history of the internet.

Looking forward to see the changes in the next five years.

+ Acuity test By CJ 27 January 2009 at 12:43 pm and have No Comments

How many faces can you find in the picture below?

Theory:

Visual acuity (VA) is acuteness or clearness of vision, especially form vision, which is dependent on the sharpness of the retinal focus within the eye and the sensitivity of the interpretative faculty of the brain.
[wikipedia]

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Acuity test

So, did you found the thirteenth?

+ Nikon Ads By CJ 27 January 2009 at 11:59 am and have 1 Comment

Below you can see Nikon’s idea of advertising a product.

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I liked the idea a lot!

+ Scam Alert By CJ 26 January 2009 at 9:05 pm and have 2 Comments

No SPAM
Stay out of this! Today came in my highly assaulted email account this… mail notification.

You know what bothers me? Is that a twisted P.O.S. tries to make advantage of this bloody economical crisis by sending mass emails in which is advertised a “Vacant Post“. I don’t understand why some prick out there tries to catch some fishes when even a 10 years old child could spot the net from a mile away…

Here’s the bloody spam e-mail:

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+ GTA 4 review By CJ 25 January 2009 at 2:10 am and have 3 Comments

GTA 4 Review

If you’re not new to GTA you must agree with me that GTA IV could’ve been even better.

It would’ve been uber cool if they continued San Andreas’s idea. I’m not talking about environment (including map size) or storyline. I’m talking about the large variety of vehicle that you could drive, paint and tune.

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