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Trilemma. A man frustration 27 April 2009 at 5:57 pm by CJ

A man has been forced to visit the hospital for removing his wedding ring from his penis. The wedding ring which has been “fixed” by his mistress, after she have found it in his pocket.

I wonder… which is worst?

1. To have your mistress uncover that you’re married.
2. To explain your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3. To find out that your penis fits in your wedding ring.

+ Men’s Dream - Follow Up By CJ 09 April 2009 at 2:37 pm and have 1 Comment

Men's Dream - A car, a woman and a gun

A car, a woman and a gun. Remember?

This one decided to take off her bra.  Hmm I wonder why :D

Careful some are NSFW.

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+ Mel B at The Peep Show By CJ 07 April 2009 at 4:59 pm and have No Comments

Mel B - Peep Show

Mel B of the Spice Girls along with Dancing With The Stars Kelly Monaco performs “The Peep Show” strip revue at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada.

I would listen to Spice Girls all day long just to be near her ;)

As usual to see and download the pictures (high resolution) click the link below to go to gallery.

B2Evo Gallery.

+ Future Movie Posters By CJ 28 March 2009 at 4:36 pm and have No Comments

Future Movie Posters

This work is based on real material and it represents how would look like in the future. Its meanings are: pure imagination and photoshop skills.

Actually this was part of a contest hosted by Worth1000.com.

To see the pictures follow the link below.

B2Evo Gallery.

+ Lost city of Chernobyl By CJ 27 March 2009 at 1:40 pm and have No Comments

Chernobyl entrance

“In matters nuclear one thing is certain: there is no protection in an iron curtain.” A letter in The Times May 3rd, 1986.

On the 26th of April 1986 shortly after midnight, to be precise, at 1:23 GMT, there occurred near the Ukrainian town of Chernobyl a tremendous explosion at a huge nuclear power plant, followed by a gradual meltdown of the reactor No. 4.

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+ Chernobyl’s Scrap Yard By CJ 26 March 2009 at 7:05 pm and have No Comments

Chernobyl Scrap Yard

These are the machineries used to evacuate Chernobyl.

Hundreds of pieces of Russian army hardware is left on the small field right near to Chernobyl. All this machinery has participated in Chernobyl accident liquidation and is radioactive from top to bottom. Now it dies out under the open skies of deserted Chernobyl.

Go to gallery to see the pictures.

B2Evo Gallery

+ How to tie your shoe laces By CJ 24 March 2009 at 12:06 pm and have No Comments

Learn 10+ ways how to tie your shoe laces.

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+ Pixel aspect ratio in Photoshop By CJ 23 March 2009 at 10:44 pm and have 2 Comments

Pixel aspect ratio in Photoshop

The problem is that whenever I try to open some images (.jpg) within Photoshop, I get a warning message telling me that:
Pixel aspect ratio correction is for preview purposes only. Turn it off for maximum image quality.

For those who don’t know or have a vague idea about pixel ratio, here’s what this is all about.
Pixel aspect ratio specifies the ratio of width to height of one pixel in an image. Frame aspect ratio describes the ratio of width to height in the frame dimensions of an image. For example, D1 NTSC has a pixel aspect ratio of 0.9 (or 0.9 width by 1.0 height). It also has a frame aspect ratio of 4:3 (or 4.0 width by 3.0 height).
Some video formats output the same frame aspect ratio, but use a different pixel aspect ratio. For example, some NTSC digitizers produce a 4:3 frame aspect ratio, with square pixels (1.0 pixel aspect ratio), and a resolution of 640 x 480. D1 NTSC produces the same 4:3 frame aspect ratio, but uses rectangular pixels (0.9 pixel aspect ratio) and a resolution of 720 x 486. D1 pixels, which are always rectangular, are vertically oriented in systems producing NTSC video and horizontally oriented in systems producing PAL video.
If you display rectangular pixels on a square-pixel monitor without alteration, images and appear distorted; for example, circles distort into ovals. However, when displayed on a broadcast monitor, the images are correct.

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+ Sharing is not a prohibition. The internet is not a crime. By CJ 19 March 2009 at 11:00 pm and have No Comments

Why?
Remember when Radio was going to destroy the record industry?
Remember when Television was going to be the end of cinema?
Remember when Video would be the death of Hollywood?

Nowadays a new “threat” haunts the corporate boardrooms of the entertainment industry… The Internet!

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+ How to build a perpetual energy light bulb By CJ 19 March 2009 at 1:14 pm and have No Comments